A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!
Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!
The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina. A dry cha-cha is grounds for all kinds of problemos. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for a soothing combo promoting a harmonious environment, so if you’re healing up post-birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!
To start, warm up a pea-size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the external yone.
Head’s up! Sea Buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it could stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using the Kooch Quench.
For best results, use within 1-year of purchase
2 fl oz
Ingredients
- chamomile*
- lavender*
- sea buckthorn oil*
- virgin coconut oil*
- beeswax
*Organic
2 fl oz
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