Prints

A limited edition 2021 print by Seagrape Apothecary!

Use the Lunar calendar to track the Moon phases and the sign the Moon is in and note how they affect your mood, cycle and energy throughout the months. Plan spell work and rituals to nourish yourself and the collective, and remember always that your body is a sanctuary- an Altar. 

This generous calendar includes all moon phases for 2021 as well as plant allies to get you through the year of the Hierophant. 

18 x 24" offset printed with all the moon phases locally in Portland, OR.

2 paper options: a light weight creamy color (desert storm), and a heavy Kraft paper! 

Wholesale stockists can order these beauties in sets of 10!

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Older, Wiser, Balder

Forgot Birthday

Pretty Fuckin' Old  

Birthday Wishes for My Witches

Take Cake

Bear Cake

Old Flower 

Dog Years

You Were Born, Yay!

Oldest Ever

Happy Birthday Motherfucker

Know You (4.25" x 5.5")

Foil Print: 

DAMN - Inside reads "You've still got it Happy Birthday" 

May All Your Birthday Wishes Be Delicious 

Screenprint: 

Another Plant 

Cats and Cake 

Magical Creature 

Future Vision 

The Hanky Code originated in the 1960s in a series of gay leather bars around Los Angles, California. The hankies functioned as a color coded system for communicating illegal or stigmatized sexual desires within the construct of top/dominate and bottom/submissive. While the hankies lubricated one’s navigation through sexual relations, the very existence of such strategically codified garments illuminates the grave reality of extreme sexual oppression and persecution during that time period. The use of the Hanky Code has trickled into the present with slightly less severe undertones, but our intention in illustrating, printing and distributing this new version of the Hanky Code was to remove its historical connotations of shame and fear entirely. The drawings assert sex and body positive visibility not only within queer enclaves but to the masses as well.

Hand silkscreened on colored bandanas with black and silver ink. Slight variations in color, images and sizes may occur. Approximately 13" square.

The Code:

left (top/ dominant) || color || right (bottom/ submissive)

piercer | purple | piercee

fucker | navy blue | fuckee

wants head | light blue | expert cocksucker

fist fucker | red | fist fuckee

dildo fucker | pink | dildo fuckee

wants feet worshiped | coral | likes feet

2 looking for 1 | gold | 1 looking for 2

anything, anywhere, anytime | orange | not now, thanks

spanker | fuchsia | spankee

hustler | kelly green | john

CBT (cock and ball torture) torturer | teal blue | CBT (cock and ball torture) torturee

likes drag | lavender | drag queen/king

rimmer | beige | rimmee

cowboy | rust | his horse

heavy s&m top | black | heavy s&m bottom

suck my pits | magenta | armpit freak

bondage top | grey | bondage bottom

beat my meat | white | i'll do us both

pisser | yellow | pissee

mommy |mint green| wants a mommy

daddy |hunter green| wants a daddy

food fetish top |lime green| food fetish bottom

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

 We Have Good Taste

Still Together After All These Cheers  

Till Death Do You Part 

 Congrats with Ring 

Send Noods

You're Hot as Hell 

You're My Person

Purrfect

Marvelous

Always Amazed by You

Sending All My Love (4.25" x 5.5")

Foil/Embossed Print: 

I Love Being Married to You 

Perfect Together Now & Forever

Lovin' You is My Favorite Thing to Do 

Your Aura Intoxicates Me 

Let's Release Some Endorphins  

Screenprint: 

Doggo 

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 

3.5 x 5 inches: 

I'm So Done With You 

Don't Let Children's Tears Keep You 

No One Will Ever Know

Foil Print / 5.5" x 4.25"

You're Totally Amazing 

I Miss Your Hugs Most 

Sending You Good Vibes 

You Are Magic

Standard Size / 5.5" x 4.25"

Bath Babes 

Eyeball 

Standard Size / Letter Press 

Sunshine

Not Perfect

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Creepy 

New House New Mouse

Life is Short, Don't Be a Dick 

Work Hard Get Babes 

Good Luck

Sky's the Limit 

Go Get 'Em Tiger!

You're Brilliant

Fake it Til You Make It (4.5" x 6.25")

Foil Print: 

You're Future is So Bright 

Screenprint: 

Haunted House 

New Home

100% prewashed cotton fitted adult face mask. This mask is shaped to your face and has a nose wire sewn into the lining. All masks have a FILTER POCKET. It does not come with a filter.

All of our masks are triple layers and come with BOTH elastic and twill tape ties so you can choose the best attachment for your face. All masks have a channel sewn into the sides for easy replacement of ties.

You can create a head loop, ear loops or fabric ties with this attachment kit. It will have elastic, twill tape, a safety pin for threading and instructions.

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Hug from a Bud

With Deepest Sympathy

Shit Fuck Damn 

Shit

May It Only Get Better from Here 

Sending You Positive Vibes 

Shitty Time

Fuck x4 

This Year Sucks

Foil Print: 

It's Okay to Feel Sad 

I Am Holding You In My Heart 

A 2020 Lunar Phase Calendar with Full and New moon phases and self-care reminders built right in! Whether you're tracking your mood or your cycle, using the calendar for ritual or as a daily self-love reminder, it's a perfect companion. Letterpressed on Kraft paper!

Option of:

small 11 x 18 letterpressed with new/ full moons

large18 x 24 offset printed with all the moon phases

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letter Press:

Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas

Peaceful New Year

Happy Winter Solstice

Mom You da Baddest

Fuckin' Glad You're My Dad 

Season's Greetings

Blue Winter Solstice

Rainbow Momma 

King of Corny 

Valentine's Day Butt Stuff

Fucking Phenomenal (4.25" x 5.5")

Foil Print: 

Happy HoliGays! 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Meltdown 

3.5 x 5 Inch Letter Press:

Happy Hanukkah 

Invite the energy of not giving a fuck to bless your space. Inspired by Baba Yaga and Emperor energy, this original print is here to brighten any altar or hearth.

Baba Yaga is a sacred Slavic Crone who put up with no bullshit. We can all stand to embody her. 

Option of:

Baba's daughter 10" x 14.5"

Things not to give a fuck about 3.5" x 12"

or a combo of both! 

2.8" x 2.8" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Yellow and Red 

Thank You for Being You and Doing What You Do

Big Thanks - Whale 

Screenprint: 

Snake Thanks 

2.8" x 2.8" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

3.5" x 3" vinyl sticker. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

2.8" x 2.8" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Sleepin' Ain't Easy 

Congrats on Your Adoption

Plenty of Shits and Giggles 

Oh Shit  

3" x 2.8" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

3" x 2.2" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

3" x 3" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

Space babe, show me the stars
You know the galaxies of my heart 

3" x 2.5" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

♢Stickers are 3”

♢ Dishwasher safe, can be placed on cars and water bottles

All part of a balanced breakfast 

3" x 2.5" vinyl sticker. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

3" x 1.8" vinyl sticker. Waterproof, dishwasher safe, & car safe. Printed on premium permanent adhesive film with a glossy weather resistant laminate. 2-4 year minimum outdoor life. UV screening to protect from weather & sunlight. PVC free & environmentally friendly. Packed on backing card in cello sleeve.
Made in United States of America

♢Stickers are 3”

♢Printed on Holographic Vinyl

♢Holographic shows best in sunlight

♢Waterproof and weatherproof

♢ Dishwasher safe, can be placed on cars and water bottles