Print + Paper

A luxurious spread awaits this babely blanket perfect for a Summer picnic, a cozy reading nook, or hung on the wall of your witchy bedroom. We can't wait to see these babes lounging in your photos! 

Dimensions: 

54″ x 70″ Woven Tapestry Throw

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold on gentle cycle, lay flat to dry to make these last longest.

Designed for Seagrape by Emily Small of Beetle Ink Co.

Invite the energy of not giving a fuck to bless your space. Inspired by Baba Yaga and Emperor energy, this original print is here to brighten any altar or hearth.

Baba Yaga is a sacred Slavic Crone who put up with no bullshit. We can all stand to embody her. 

Option of:

Baba's daughter 10" x 14.5"

Things not to give a fuck about 3.5" x 12"

or a combo of both! 

The 2027 Astrological Planner is your cosmic roadmap for the year ahead, guiding where you put your energy day by day: when to push, and when to rest. 

The most comprehensive astrological planner in the world, trusted by tens of thousands every year, from the astro-curious to professional astrologers. The whole of 2027 lives in one thoughtful place. Plan with intention and embrace your biggest goals on the days that best support them. 

Your manifestation, menstrual and moon cycle tracking. Track your menstrual cycle alongside the moon's, set intentions, journal through the seasons, or simply love it as a beautiful,  hand-crafted planner that holds your potential.

See the shape of each month ahead of you and begin a life-changing 2027.

Astro-Mythological Architecture - Dive into the ancient mythic origins of each zodiac sign: as the Sun traverses each sign throughout the year, stories that birthed the constellations unfold across the pages, weaving archetypal wisdom into your daily ritual. Myth is the bloodline running through the realm of astrology, keeping it alive is important for connecting and deepening our understanding of the primordial sowing of stars.

This isn’t just an Almanac & Guidebook. It’s a sacred sanctuary for your intentions, a compass for your energy and a stellar oracle all in one. Each page guides you through grand mythic stories, moonlit rituals, and the patterns of the cosmos toward a life lived with clarity and cosmic alignment to natural rhythms.

Designed in house by Seagrape founder Maria, these beautiful Altar Cloths are pure magic! Screen printed locally in Portland and heat set, these designs are totally functional as well as beautiful. At 30” x 30” they are ideal for divination spreads, altars, wall hangings, hair wraps, and kitchen towels. They make a lovely housewarming gift, or eco friendly gift wrapping! 

Designed in house by Seagrape founder Maria, these beautiful Altar Cloths are pure magic! Screen printed locally in Portland and heat set, these designs are totally functional as well as beautiful. At 30” x 30” they are ideal for divination spreads, altars, wall hangings, hair wraps, and kitchen towels. They make a lovely housewarming gift, or eco friendly gift wrapping! 

Designed in house by Seagrape founder Maria, these beautiful Altar Cloths are pure magic! Screen printed locally in Portland and heat set, these designs are totally functional as well as beautiful. At 30” x 30” they are ideal for divination spreads, altars, wall hangings, hair wraps, and kitchen towels. They make a lovely housewarming gift, or eco friendly gift wrapping! 

The Hanky Code originated in the 1960s in a series of gay leather bars around Los Angles, California. The hankies functioned as a color coded system for communicating illegal or stigmatized sexual desires within the construct of top/dominate and bottom/submissive. While the hankies lubricated one’s navigation through sexual relations, the very existence of such strategically codified garments illuminates the grave reality of extreme sexual oppression and persecution during that time period. The use of the Hanky Code has trickled into the present with slightly less severe undertones, but our intention in illustrating, printing and distributing this new version of the Hanky Code was to remove its historical connotations of shame and fear entirely. The drawings assert sex and body positive visibility not only within queer enclaves but to the masses as well.

Hand silkscreened on colored bandanas with black and silver ink. Slight variations in color, images and sizes may occur. Approximately 13" square, with the exception of the mint hanky which is approximately 16".

The Code:

left (top/ dominant) || color || right (bottom/ submissive)

piercer | purple | piercee

fucker | navy blue | fuckee

wants head | light blue | expert cocksucker

fist fucker | red | fist fuckee

dildo fucker | pink | dildo fuckee

wants feet worshiped | coral | likes feet

2 looking for 1 | gold | 1 looking for 2

anything, anywhere, anytime | orange | not now, thanks

spanker | fuchsia | spankee

hustler | kelly green | john

CBT (cock and ball torture) torturer | teal blue | CBT (cock and ball torture) torturee

likes drag | lavender | drag queen/king

rimmer | beige | rimmee

cowboy | rust | his horse

heavy s&m top | black | heavy s&m bottom

suck my pits | magenta | armpit freak

bondage top | grey | bondage bottom

beat my meat | white | i'll do us both

pisser | yellow | pissee

mommy |mint green| wants a mommy

daddy |hunter green| wants a daddy

food fetish top |lime green| food fetish bottom

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Older, Wiser, Balder

Pretty Fuckin' Old  

Birthday Wishes from My Witches

Bear Cake

Dog Years

Oldest Ever

So Glad You Were Born

Bad Bitch Birthday Vibes

Got Early, Sent Late 

Wishing You a Wonderful Birthday

Dog Party

Being Young is Dumb

Celebrate You

Validates Your Existence

Someone I Adore

May All Your Birthday Wishes Be Delicious

You're a Goddess 

Screenprint: 

Another Plant 

Cats and Cake 

Birthday Moooood 

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

 We Have Good Taste

Still Together After All These Cheers  

Till Death Do You Part 

 Congrats with Ring 

Send Noods

You're Hot as Hell 

You're My Person (Red Horizontal) 

You Are My Person (Black Vertical) 

Purrfect

Marvelous

Always Amazed by You

Sending All My Love 

Putting Up 

Like You a Lot 

Frondship

Woke Love 

Butter Together

I Think About You When I...

I Really Like Having Sex With You

Close to You Sardine

Super Into You

We Should Probably Have Sex

Oh So Much Love 

Foil/Embossed Print: 

I Love Being Married to You 

Perfect Together Now & Forever

Lovin' You is My Favorite Thing to Do 

Your Aura Intoxicates Me 

Let's Release Some Endorphins  

Screenprint: 

Doggo 

Love You Morning Person

“Little Bit of” series covers a perennially popular topic. Written by expert authors, they break down complex spiritual subjects into bite-size pieces of accessible, actionable information. Filled with fun illustrations throughout, these colorfully packaged books make wonderful gifts. 

Little bit of Crystals:

Little bit of Palmistry:

By studying the hand's shape and lines of the palm, you can divine your own—or someone else’s—past, present, and future. Cassandra Eason lays out the basics of this ancient practice by discussing the importance of "life lines," "heart lines," and other truths written in our palms. It’s a fascinating way to discover more about our own lives and the lives of others.

Little bit of Auras:

With this introductory guide, you can learn how to identify and interpret auras, discover what their different colors mean, and heal and cleanse your own and others’ auras. In addition, renowned author Cassandra Eason provides a range of spiritually enhancing hands-on exercises to try.

Little bit of Pendulums:

With every swing of the pendulum, you can develop your spiritual energy. Dani Bryant, a green witch, provides an easy-to-follow guide that explains how to choose or craft your pendulum, and use it for dowsing and divination. You’ll find rituals for clearing negativity, balancing chakras, making contact with the spirit world, meditation, generating accurate answers to your questions, and much more.

Little bit of Astrology:

Explore the zodiac, and see how it affects your life! Astrology is an ancient art in which the movements of the stars and planets can divine the future. Find out more about the practice, its history, and each of the 12 sun signs—and then follow the detailed information on how to create a natal chart and use it to craft personalized horoscopes.

Little Bit of Lucid Dreaming 

Lucid dreaming is, simply put, the realization that you are dreaming. It is to wake up inside a dream, and to know that everything you see before you is a product of your imagination and consciousness. It can be disorienting, but once you know that, you can actually take control of your dream. Includes exercises to remember dreams, keep a dream journal, fall asleep while fully conscious, and practice dream meditation and dreaming yoga. This exciting and accessible look at a growing practice presents uncharted opportunities for personal and spiritual growth.

Little Bit of Intuition 

Intuition is something we're all born with and use every day. But generally, it's not consciously explored and strengthened like a muscle. But with the right work, we all can increase our intuitive ability. This fascinating introduction guides you, with the help of real-life examples from over two decades as a spiritual life coach, how to listen to your intuition, act upon it, and discover the resulting flow and magic that comes from living life intuitively.

Little Bit of Fairies 

Interact with fairies and tap into their powerful magic with the help of this accessible guide.
Whimsical and lyrical, this book explores what and who fairies may be and is sure to intrigue everyone who wants to acquaint themselves with these otherworldly beings. Elaine Clayton takes a look at how we distinguish fairies from angels, how fairies came about, visions and dreaming of fairies, looking for fairy faces in rocks and nature, the co-existence of animals and fairies, and more.

Little Bit of Enneagram: An Intro

The Enneagram is an incredibly powerful tool for understanding personality types: who we are, how we function best in the world, and how we relate to each other. A Little Bit of Enneagram is an essential guide to the basics of this amazing system, including background and history and a basic overview of the nine major motivations. Expert author Ashton Whitmoyer-Ober also branches out into Enneagram "wings" or variations, the motivations' role in interpersonal relationships, and more in this easy-to-use handbook on an increasingly popular phenomenon.

Little Bit of Feng Shui

Curious About Feng Shui?  Your space holds the key to your health, happiness and prosperity, and A Little Bit of Feng Shui provides a useful guide to its teachings. This book will teach you how to understand and use Feng Shui—all the way from its history and basic principles to practical skills that can be used immediately. Author and Feng Shui practitioner Ai Matsui Johnson illustrates how and why to make basic changes in the layout of your home in order to promote positive energy for you, your friends, and family. Readers will learn how to assess and then design their space to unlock its hidden potential, and even apply Feng Shui principles to improve their relationships and lifestyle.

Little Bit of Tarot

Tarot cards can offer nuanced, personal readings even for beginners, helping us face the future, solve present-day problems, and better understand ourselves. Cassandra Eason opens a window onto the world of tarot, from choosing the right pack to interpreting the cards. She lays out the most important spreads, suggests intuitive methods for choosing cards, reveals what psychic protections to take when doing divination, and more.

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 

3.5 x 5 inches: 

Just Thinking Bout You

Palm Reader Card

Foil Print / 5.5" x 4.25"

I Miss Your Hugs Most 

Dumpster Fire

In This Economy? 

Crow Murder

Standard Size / 5.5" x 4.25"

Get in Loser

Boo Bitch

Fuck You Flower

I Wanna Be Like You When I Grow Up

You're Totally Amazing

Standard Size / Letter Press 

Sunshine

So Fucking Blessed

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Creepy 

New House New Mouse

Life is Short, Don't Be a Dick 

Work Hard Get Babes 

Good Luck

Sky's the Limit 

Go Get 'Em Tiger!

You're Brilliant

Fake it Til You Make It (4.5" x 6.25")

New House New Houseplant (4.5' x 6.25") 

Things Will Work Out (3.5" x 5")

Motherhood is Hard 

Finally!!!!!

Rooting For You

Foil Print: 

You're Future is So Bright 

Screenprint: 

Haunted House 

New Home

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letterpress: 

Hug from a Bud

With Deepest Sympathy

Shit Fuck Damn 

Shit

May It Only Get Better from Here 

Sending You Positive Vibes 

Shitty Time

Fuck x4 

This Year Sucks

Find Comfort 

Heart Hurts for Your Heart

I'm Sorry I Forgot 

Foil Print: 

It's Okay to Feel Sad 

I Am Holding You In My Heart 

One blank card, with coordinating envelope. 
Size A2: (4.25"x5.5")

Letter Press:

Peaceful New Year

Happy Winter Solstice blue

Season's Greetings

Happy Solstice! 

From Me and My Plants 

Scary All Year

Woke Christmas 

Goodwill/ Gender is a Social Construct

Liberal Snowflake 

Foil Print: 

Happy HoliGays! 

Have Yourself a Merry Little Meltdown 

3.5 x 5 Inch Letter Press:

Happy Hanukkah 

Happy New Year

Merry Christmas to you

It's the New Year, Fuck Last Year

Drawing on the transcendent power of intention, the Wellness Witch uses tinctures, tonics, mantras, and meditations to forge a magical connection between the body and the spirit. With chapters on the internal, the external, and the home, readers will learn to harness the power of healing herbs, charged crystals, and sacred spaces as they cultivate the art of mystical self-care. Accessible projects, from crafting aromatherapy blends to creating smudge sticks, are paired with calming rituals, yoga sequences, and simple spells to bring peace, power, and magic into our hectic lives.