Body Care

A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!

Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!

The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina. A dry cha-cha is grounds for all kinds of problemos. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for a soothing combo promoting a harmonious environment, so if you’re healing up post-birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!

To start, warm up a pea-size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the external yone.

Head’s up! Sea Buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it could stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using the Kooch Quench.

For best results, use within 1-year of purchase

2 fl oz

Ingredients

- chamomile*

- lavender*
- sea buckthorn oil*
- virgin coconut oil*

- beeswax

*Organic 
2 fl oz

In the spirit of aligning with that place in all of us that wants to shine, Fat and the Moon takes the notion of ‘highlighter’ literally and figuratively. We are delighted to present Glow, the sun inspired, golden counterpart to the silvery, moonlit Beam. The light and silky mineral based glimmer can be applied any place you want to glow. The radiance of Glow synergizes with the Spirit Medicine of St. John’s Wort, lending us the ability to bring light and clarity into the dark. Like the Sun, the Spirit Medicine of St. John’s Wort sparks the fertile darkness into life, into growth. Glow is the magic love child of plant medicine and a desire to shake what your mama gave you. Fat and the Moon takes the root word of ‘cosmetics’, ‘kosmos’, seriously. Kosmos meaning order, to arrange and ornament. Our cosmetics aim to adorn, rather than cover, the unique arrangement of each personal galaxy.

Use within 6 months of purchase 

1/4 fl oz 

Ingredients

*Organic
^Ethically and safely wildcrafted

We love this set of three soaps for their unique skin detoxifying ingredients. This is the perfect collection for anyone with acne prone skin, inflammation, or sensitive skin. 

Clay and Charcoal help pull impurities and toxins from the skin, leaving it clean and refreshed. Turmeric and coconut milk are anti-inflammatory and gently exfoliating. All of these soaps make great facial and body bars. 

Set Includes:

+Indulge: red clay, goat’s milk, patchouli, lavender, and geranium 

+Golden Milk: essential oil free, featuring coconut milk and turmeric 

+ Charcoal Detox: our best seller, with activated charcoal and essential oils of lemongrass, vetiver, and lemon 

Ingredients: Saponified oils of olive, coconut, soy, castor, almond, and evening primrose. Essential Oil Blend. Organic Herbs.

4.3oz each | made with love

The Science: So why would you use a botanical infused lubricant? This plant is a vasodilator and can increase blood flow when applied directly to an area, increasing sensation. 

Safety First: A true water-based botanical infused lube means it is safe-sex approved for latex condoms. Feel free to use this lube with any condoms or toys, regardless of what they’re made of.

Botanical Infused Water Based lube is paraben free, petrochemical free, latex compatible, and non-staining. 

Ingredients: Purified Water, Propanediol, Citric Acid, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Hydroxypropyl, Methylcellulouse, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Xanthan Gum, Botanical Extract 

3.5 oz 

Centered around nervine and adaptogenic plants, these tonics and tinctures provide support for both the physical and emotional adjustments of the postpartum period.

These herbal medicines are made in small batches, using organically grown herbs, organic alcohol, and raw honey. 2oz each. 

No Worries Formula

This deeply soothing nervous system formula offers quick, grounding relief in anxious moments. It may also be taken as a daily tonic for longer-term support. A blend of milky oat, skullcap, motherwort, passionflower, grape alcohol, and raw honey. 

Bring Me A Dream Formula 

Sleep when the baby sleeps. This soothing nervine and adaptogen blend calms the body, and quiets the mind, allowing you to follow this timeless advice for new moms. Non-sedating. No grogginess. A blend of chamomile, passionflower, California poppy, ashwagandha, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

The Milky Way Formula

This double-duty formula combines the milk boosting galactagogues with calming nervines to relax both mama and baby. Perfect for late afternoon and evening when milk supply is lower and baby is fussy. A blend of alfalfa, blessed thistle, shatavari, fennel seed, blue vervain, hops, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

Golden Hour Formula

Golden Hour provides safe and gentle support for mood swings, tension, stress, and sleeplessness in pregnancy. ⁠ Taken regularly, it helps to nourish and strengthen the nervous system over time. A blend of linden leaf and flower, lemonbalm, milky oat, lavender, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

Cloud Nine Formula

The postpartum adjustment can be a roller coaster ride of emotions. This uplifting formula provides a gentle boost for the difficult days. A blend of mimosa bark and flower, tulsi, hawthorn leaf/flower/berry, schisandra berry, rose, grape alcohol, and raw honey. 

A powerflly soothing lip balm that goes on smooth and leaves your lips moisturized and protected from the effects of every day life. Colored with herbs and flavored only with essential oils, this balm gives your lips and all natural soft sheen... A sampler of four different balms.

Sweet Temptation 

Flirty and healing all at the same time, this glossy and glittery lip balm is colored with beet root to give your lips a natural tint and includes lemon and close essential oil to promote healing.

Object of Desire

This smooth and sparkly lip balm combines the best ingredients and aromatherapy for the ultimate lip protection. Colored with cosmetic grade glitter and scented with essential oils of bergamot, anise and lavender.

Minty Smooch 

Powerful mint flavor meets powerful lip protection. Goes on clear so both men and women can enjoy this breath freshening healing balm.

Naked

Flavor free with a buttery texture, the oils and butters in this balm will nourish and protect dry, cracked lips.

A silky dry shampoo to keep your locks looking magical longer. Simple, clean ingredients deliver ritual adornment with a flair of practical magic!

Simply shake a little powder into your hand or directly on your scalp and work into the roots between hair-washing days.

Ingredients: kaolin clay, arrowroot powder, ground rosemary, cocoa powder, essential oil blend. VEGAN.

2oz | made with love

Babes, if you got issues with yeasty or any other unwanted bacterial parties cropping up on your home turf, or if you just want a great moisture absorber this Yoni Duster is gentle and effective.

Containing powdered herbs such as myrrh and goldenseal along with moisture absorbing white clay, this duster makes a great alternative to perfume and chemical-laden products that can make bacterial situations worse.

Ingredients:

- kaolin clay

- arrowroot powder*

- oregon grape root powder^

- myrrh powder*
- black walnut hull powder*

- lavender essential oil*

- tea tree essential oil*

*Organic*
^Ethically and safely wildcrafted
2 fl oz

This set of 8-17 small batch, handcrafted soaps will delight the senses. Perfect for birthdays, house warming, new parents, or your favorite soap lover! 

Our soaps are made with the intention of creating a moment of self care, bodily love, and grounding. 

Take time to breathe deeply - our soaps are formulated with a high volume of pure essential oils blended specifically to relieve stress, anxiety, and promote joy. Nourish your skin - our soaps are formulated with highly nourishing organic oils, blended to provide hydration and relieve irritation and crafted with organic herbs for exfoliation, stimulation, and nutrition for the skin. 

Choose the perfect gift set with 8 or 17 soaps from our signature line: 

+Orange Sage: with orange, lemongrass, lemon, and sage 

+Indulge: with red clay, rose geranium, patchouli, and lavender (non-vegan)

+ Golden Milk: unscented with coconut milk and turmeric (unscented)

+ Charcoal Detox: with activated charcoal, lemongrass, vetiver, and lemon

+Patchouli Lime: with exfoliating herbs, patchouli, and lime

+Dirty Pup: (for humans too!) with citronella, lemongrass, and calendula

+Lavender Orange: with lavender and orange

+Mint Green Tea: with spearmint, lemongrass, and peppermint 

+Spa Day: with eucalyptus, peppermint, and ground loofah 

+ Shampoo bars

+ Special unreleased soap (only in the 17 bar set)

Please specify any soaps you’d like included in your order notes and we will do our best based on what’s currently in stock! Options include ALL VEGAN or HOUSE MIX.

Herbal remedies for these times. Ms. Tea believes that collective healing is requisite to individual self care. They operate through principles of community and reciprocity by donating a portion of all proceeds to QTBIPOC-led organizations and folks at the intersection of social and environmental justice.

Try a dropper full in your bubbly water, on a salad or just directly under the tongue for direct delivery of this potent medicine. 

Into the Light Herbal Joy Elixir 1oz

Call in the joy of summer sunshine, melt away tension from stress, relieve pain & spasm, strengthen nerve & awaken your inner light with this blend of restorative Shen tonic herbs.
St. Joan's/John's Wort blooms on the summer solstice and brings the warmth and light of the sun into our being, especially during the darker months when seasonal gloom sets in. St. J's Wort is also a unique nervine/hepatic herb that has been used to move stagnation and ease melancholy, frustration, irritability and aggravation.
Milky oat tops, tulsi holy basil have been used to rebuild the nervous system after periods of burnout from stress, anxiety and insomnia.
Gotu Kola supports connective tissue and can help maintain clarity of intention while Hawthorn nurtures our heart centers and gives a boost of Vitamin C.
Mimosa flower essence creates expansion in our hearts so joy, abundance and sensual pleasure may fill us.

Due to the presence of hypericin in St. J's Wort, avoid prolonged sun exposure while taking. Use caution if you are taking prescription medication, as SJW is known to counteract most prescriptions when taken internally.

Contains: st johns wort, milky oats, lemon balm, tulsi holy basil, gotu kola, hawthorn, mimosa, local raw honey, organic spirits, organic vegetable glycerin, flower essences, fresh herbs

Elderberry Elixir Immune Honey Syrup - 2oz

Elderberry double extract has been used as a traditional folk remedy to strengthen our first line of defense and aid our natural immune response.
Fresh Elderberry + Ginger + Reishi are daily immune allies to fortify our vital centers.
Rosehips are rich in Vitamin C and antioxidants and support healthy energetic boundaries.
Licorice + Holy Basil are adaptogen tonics to resist stressors and modulate inflammation.
Cinnamon warms + balances the tart berries in this blend to make your tastebuds sing.
Essence of Fireweed, Garnet and Rose Quartz offer protection, grounding and purification of weak or stagnant energy.

Contains: elderberry, reishi, elderflower, rosehips, ginger, tulsi holy basil, cinnamon, fireweed essence, garnet essence, licorice, organic spirits, apple cider vinegar, local raw honey

Fairy Ring Mushroom Elixir- 2oz

Support your natural defenses, adapt to inner & outer stressors, nourish frayed edges & soften your heart space with this intergalactic mushroom blend.
Reishi is a classic immune tonic and adaptogen, also known as the herb of immortality.
Turkey tail, Lions Mane, Shiitake and Maitake lend their own immune modulating properties.
Ginger + Astragalus further support our first line of defense to help us rally (or rest and digest).
Mimosa flower softens and uplifts the heart space, tending to all matters of heartbreak & grief.
Sweetened with Cinnamon honey and Vanilla bean to warm this whole blend and make your tastebuds sing.
Contains: reishi, maitake, shiitake, lions mane, turkey tail, astragalus, mimosa flower, cinnamon, ginger, vanilla, organic spirits, organic glycerin, local raw honey
 

Clear Quartz:

Let this deliciously magical pleasure wand take you away to a pleasure fuelled state of mind. Quartz is known for its amplifying and balancing abilities which will allow you to focus on your climax intently. This is the perfect crystal sex toy to create confidence, pleasure and positive energy throughout your sexual playtime.

MEDIUM SMOOTH: 7” long x 1” wide

LARGE SMOOTH: 7.5” long x 1.5” wide

CRESCENT: curved 6.5” long x 1” wide

Rose Quartz:

Use this token of love to reawaken your heart inviting romance and intimacy into your aura. As the rose quartz crystal dildo circulates deep into your core the succulent spirals tease your orgasmic sensations making it perfect for giving and receiving pleasure.

You will develop an unconditional love for your rose quartz massage wand while you delve into the various techniques this yoni wand permits. Whether you choose to use it internally or externally your entire body is sure to reach a state of ecstasy.

TWIST Medium Slim: 6" x .75"

TWIST Medium-thick: 6" x 1.5"

TWIST Large Slim: 7.5" x 1.5"

MINI G Spot -wand: 5.5" in X .75" in

MEDIUM SMOOTH: 7” x 1”

LARGE SMOOTH: 7.5” x 1.5”

CRESCENT: curved 6.5” x 1”

Obsidian:

Not your ordinary crystal, our obsidian yoni wand works rapidly with intense power, pleasing and healing your inner being. Shielding you from negativity and connecting your root to your heart, this crystal dildo is like a silky glossy mirror allowing you to see deep within yourself for an orgasmic soul cleansing retreat.

Get ready for a fierce limitless journey with our obsidian massage wand as you explode with pleasure, your orgasmic awareness will flourish within your self and/or lover.

SMOOTH: 7.5” long x 1.5” wide

CRESCENT: curved 6.5” long x 1” wide

Ever heard…”You’re soooo sensitive”? Did you take it as a putdown? I feel you. But let me tell you, sensitivity = feeling= being in touch with your heart= listening to your heart= getting to know your true self= being your true self= embracing being the snowflake you are= being a snowflake.

You know what? Snowflakes need deodorant.

Snowflake, it’s hot out there. Sometimes you get real sweaty and stinky, it’s normal.
Fat and the Moon is full of snowflakes, and we are your comrades in sweaty snowflake-dom!

There are some of us who can appreciate baking soda at a distance, but man once it hits the pits- the skin is like heck no. Some need less essential oils on their arm nooks cause the plants just tickle these folks’ right into a rash. Some snowflakes just love to get a whiff of the grassy-grassy-ness of vetiver and green pop of basil. That’s the thing about snowflakes, they are all different.

Ok, you know the drill- use a pea size amount for both your armpits. Send a little ‘hello’ to each one, as you rub in the Cream, sup guys!

Please use within 6 months of purchase. Store in a cool and dry place

2 fl oz 

Ingredients:

Coconut Oil (Cocos nucifera)*, Arrowroot Powder (Maranta arundinacea)*, Magnesium Hydroxide (AKA Milk of Magnesia), Beeswax (Cera Alba), Essential Oils of Basil (Ocimum basilicum)* & Vetiver (Chrysopogon zizanioides)*

*Organic

Inspired by ancient Ayurvedic medicine, this blend is intended to not only help calm inflammation, but to also aid in balancing hormones + cortisol levels in your body and support liver function, one of the organs responsible for healthy hormone levels. 

Ingredients: *Turmeric, *Cinnamon, *Ginger, *Ashwaganda, *Shatavari, *Dandelion Root, *Cardamom, *Black Pepper. *indicates organic

To use: Simmer 1 tsp of Golden Milk per cup of water or milk for a few minutes. Sweeten with a drizzle of honey or maple syrup. 

A small fruit full of potential, the Pomegranate, is the star of this serum. Not only is it anti-inflammatory and soothing to the skin, it is also a way to usher in vision, strength and transformation magically. This powerful serum works to hydrate, smoothe, and nourish the delicate skin of your face, while also infusing your daily routine with powerful magic.
Simply use 2-3 drops to moisturize your entire face and neck after washing morning and night.

Best for combination and dry skin.
Addresses dryness, dehydration, appearance of fine lines, rough texture, and inflammation.

Ingredients: Jojoba, rosehip, pomegranate, argon oil, essential oil blend (chamomile, clary sage, frankinsence, geranium, rose) VEGAN

A perfect pouch for your Tarot deck, traveling Altar, makeup, or collections of gemstones! 

Featuring beautiful textiles, colors and textures hand pieced to create unique works of art.

Versatile, handcrafted, fully lined small zippered pouch / purse for organizing or storage.

Approximate sizes are 4.5" x 6" for the small, and 5.5" x 8.5" for the large.

Do you feel like you're missing out on your sexuality? Has the time spent with your lover(s) become a bit predictable and boring? Are you tired of the same old storylines about sex – foreplay, penetrate, ejaculate, repeat?

In Bliss Club, Jüne Plã teaches you how to let go of your hang-ups and explore your sexuality at your own pace. You will learn everything there is to know about sex outside of the ‘penetration’ box, regardless of your gender or sexual orientation. With maps of pleasure zones as well as an inventory of moves, it is full of tips and tricks on how to pleasure yourself and your partner, resulting in explosive new experiences.

Whether you’re a virgin or sex expert, Bliss Club is perfect for anyone wanting to reinvigorate their sex life.

We love this gender expansive and inclusive book! 

These gorgeous pads are made with cotton flannel, cotton terry cloth (towel material) inside for absorbency, and a layer of polyurethane underneath the terry cloth (the same material that’s in cloth diapers!!!!)

Leakproof pad measurements:

9.5 inches long
2.25 inches wide at the middle, not including wings
2.5 inches wide at both ends
& Each wing is 2 inches wide.

Flavor free and silky smooth, the oils and butters in this balm will nourish and protect dry, cracked lips and add a kissable sheen to em.

A powerflly soothing lip balm that goes on smooth and leaves your lips moisturized and protected from the effects of winter.

Ingredients ( .15 oz):
Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Almond Oil, Castor Oil

A blend of chai spices, nourishing roots and grounding medicinal mushrooms to rebuild and promote immune and nervous system function. Mushrooms like Reishi contain the energy of old growth forest, teaching us to slow down, allowing our bodies to to rest and absorb necessary nutrients from food and our natural environment. Without caffeine as a stimulant, this blend won't send your cortisol and other adrenal hormone levels off the charts (quite the opposite actually), but instead provides natural, sustained energy.

This blend of spices and herbs is meant to make a decoction, though if you're in a hurry or don't feel like waiting, you can steep it like a regular tea as well.

Wondering what a decoction is and how to make it?

Using 1 tbsp. of herbs per cup of water, put water + herbs into a suitably-sized saucepan and bring to a boil. Turn it down and let it simmer for about 30 minutes. Then strain and add raw honey and milk or add grass-fed butter or coconut oil for some extra healthy fats.

Ingredients: *Cinnamon, *Ginger, *Ashwaganda, *Astragalus, Douglas Ethically Wildharvested Douglas Fir, *Marshmallow Root, Wild Harvested Douglas Fir Needles, *Licorice Root, *Reishi, *Cardamom, *Cloves, *Allspice, and *Black Peppercorn. 4oz 

*Indicates Organic