Body Care

A small fruit full of potential, the Pomegranate, is the star of this serum. Not only is it anti-inflammatory and soothing to the skin, it is also a way to usher in vision, strength and transformation magically. This powerful serum works to hydrate, smoothe, and nourish the delicate skin of your face, while also infusing your daily routine with powerful magic.
Simply use 2-3 drops to moisturize your entire face and neck after washing morning and night.

Best for combination and dry skin.
Addresses dryness, dehydration, appearance of fine lines, rough texture, and inflammation.

Ingredients: Jojoba, rosehip, pomegranate, argon oil, essential oil blend (chamomile, clary sage, frankinsence, geranium, rose) VEGAN

Herbal remedies for these times. Ms. Tea believes that collective healing is requisite to individual self care. They operate through principles of community and reciprocity by donating a portion of all proceeds to QTBIPOC-led organizations and folks at the intersection of social and environmental justice.

Try a dropper full in your bubbly water, on a salad or just directly under the tongue for direct delivery of this potent medicine. 

Into the Light Herbal Joy Elixir 1oz

Call in the joy of summer sunshine, melt away tension from stress, relieve pain & spasm, strengthen nerve & awaken your inner light with this blend of restorative Shen tonic herbs.
St. Joan's/John's Wort blooms on the summer solstice and brings the warmth and light of the sun into our being, especially during the darker months when seasonal gloom sets in. St. J's Wort is also a unique nervine/hepatic herb that has been used to move stagnation and ease melancholy, frustration, irritability and aggravation.
Milky oat tops, tulsi holy basil have been used to rebuild the nervous system after periods of burnout from stress, anxiety and insomnia.
Gotu Kola supports connective tissue and can help maintain clarity of intention while Hawthorn nurtures our heart centers and gives a boost of Vitamin C.
Mimosa flower essence creates expansion in our hearts so joy, abundance and sensual pleasure may fill us.

Contains: st johns wort, milky oats, lemon balm, tulsi holy basil, gotu kola, hawthorn, mimosa, local raw honey, organic spirits, organic vegetable glycerin, flower essences, fresh herbs

Vital Balance 1oz

Reishi double extract supports deep immunity, liver health and nurtures the spirit when anger, frustration or agitation is present.

Tulsi helps protect cells from oxidative damage, reduces brain fog by feeding the brain fresh oxygen, and offers uplifting calm to the spirit.

Fresh Milky Oat tops nourish a depleted nervous system after periods of burnout from stress, panic or insomnia.

(all organic california grown) fresh tulsi + reishi + fresh milky oat tops + ashwagandha + fresh ginger + astragalus + essences of chia + paintbrush + selfheal + organic cane spirits (50% ABV) + water + local raw honey

Tranquility 1oz

Melt away aches & pains, surrender to infinite calm and breathe into stillness

Cali Poppy may help release tension from emotional distress, muscle spasm and shooting pain that prevents sleep.

Passionflower helps reduce circular thoughts & fatigue, improves quality of sleep and tones the nervous system.

Catnip warms and relaxes the nerves while supporting a healthy stress response.

Pedicularis offers next level chill by releasing body pain and allowing us to access our emotions.

Essences of passionflower + clematis connect our lived experience to the beyond and anchor us into our bodies and the earth to witness our soul purpose beyond ego, pride and toil.

(all organic california grown) cali poppy + passionflower + catnip + blue vervain + pedicularis + essences of passionflower + clematis + organic cane & grape spirits (50% ABV) + glycerin + local raw honey

Spirit Dreamer 1oz

Banish insomnia, enhance your dreams and traverse the threshold between worlds*

Mugwort {liath lus} has been used for centuries in folk medicine as an ally for dreaming, threshold work & queer fluidity. I’ve worked with mugwort extensively to facilitate vivid dreams & commune with my queer ancestors.

Hops flowers are a potent bitters and sedative herb to support deep rest, prevent nightmares and assist dream recall.

Passionflower slows down repetitive thoughts that prevent sleep and can help us release frustrated feelings, tension and pain.

California poppy has been used to relieve muscular discomfort, anxiety and spasm, and ease shooting pains that interfere with sleep.

Essences of Sagebrush + Yerba Santa + Clematishelp create a bridge to other worlds, awaken us to our guides and diffuse old patterns of grief and trauma that trouble sleep.

(all organic california grown) hops flowers + passionflower + cali poppy + cali mugwort + essences of clematis + yerba santa + sagebrush + organic cane and grape spirits (50% abv), organic vegetable glycerin and local raw honey

Elderberry Elixir Immune Honey Syrup - 2oz

Elderberry double extract has been used as a traditional folk remedy to strengthen our first line of defense and aid our natural immune response.
Fresh Elderberry + Ginger + Reishi are daily immune allies to fortify our vital centers.
Rosehips are rich in Vitamin C and antioxidants and support healthy energetic boundaries.
Licorice + Holy Basil are adaptogen tonics to resist stressors and modulate inflammation.
Cinnamon warms + balances the tart berries in this blend to make your tastebuds sing.
Essence of Fireweed, Garnet and Rose Quartz offer protection, grounding and purification of weak or stagnant energy.

Contains: elderberry, reishi, elderflower, rosehips, ginger, tulsi holy basil, cinnamon, fireweed essence, garnet essence, licorice, organic spirits, apple cider vinegar, local raw honey

Fairy Ring Mushroom Elixir- 2oz

Support your natural defenses, adapt to inner & outer stressors, nourish frayed edges & soften your heart space with this intergalactic mushroom blend.
Reishi is a classic immune tonic and adaptogen, also known as the herb of immortality.
Turkey tail, Lions Mane, Shiitake and Maitake lend their own immune modulating properties.
Ginger + Astragalus further support our first line of defense to help us rally (or rest and digest).
Mimosa flower softens and uplifts the heart space, tending to all matters of heartbreak & grief.
Sweetened with Cinnamon honey and Vanilla bean to warm this whole blend and make your tastebuds sing.
Contains: reishi, maitake, shiitake, lions mane, turkey tail, astragalus, mimosa flower, cinnamon, ginger, vanilla, organic spirits, organic glycerin, local raw honey
 

In the spirit of aligning with that place in all of us that wants to shine, Fat and the Moon takes the notion of ‘highlighter’ literally and figuratively. We are delighted to present Glow, the sun inspired, golden counterpart to the silvery, moonlit Beam. The light and silky mineral based glimmer can be applied any place you want to glow. The radiance of Glow synergizes with the Spirit Medicine of St. John’s Wort, lending us the ability to bring light and clarity into the dark. Like the Sun, the Spirit Medicine of St. John’s Wort sparks the fertile darkness into life, into growth. Glow is the magic love child of plant medicine and a desire to shake what your mama gave you. Fat and the Moon takes the root word of ‘cosmetics’, ‘kosmos’, seriously. Kosmos meaning order, to arrange and ornament. Our cosmetics aim to adorn, rather than cover, the unique arrangement of each personal galaxy.

Use within 6 months of purchase 

1/4 fl oz 

Ingredients

*Organic
^Ethically and safely wildcrafted

Listen to your body's request for more attention. Our chests greet the world, noticing if things feel off, or if it's safe to take up some space. Nourishing our heart space is a vital part of being in-tune with our bodies, emotions, and needs. This chest butter is a helpful aid in lymphatic massage, soothing chest pain, and nourishing your heart space- helping you open yourself up to the world. Intention is powerful magic, and if your chest needs a little TLC (post surgery, painful conditions, or uncomfortable PMS). Nourish Butter is here to help deliver the magic. 

The butter encourages lymphatic drainage, helps release toxins, promotes healthy tissue and circulation, as well as helps release hard emotions held in the chest.


Use a quarter sized amount of butter, warming it in your hands and gently massaging the chest from heart center to armpit or in any way that feels good.

Ingredients: coconut, olive, jojoba oil, cocoa, shea butter infused with violet leaf, rose, clover. Essential oils of geranium, cypress, rosemary, and lemon.

2oz

A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!

Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!

The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina. A dry cha-cha is grounds for all kinds of problemos. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for a soothing combo promoting a harmonious environment, so if you’re healing up post-birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!

To start, warm up a pea-size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the external yone.

Head’s up! Sea Buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it could stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using the Kooch Quench.

For best results, use within 1-year of purchase

2 fl oz

Ingredients

- chamomile*

- lavender*
- sea buckthorn oil*
- virgin coconut oil*

- beeswax

*Organic 
2 fl oz

Our shampoo bars are an all natural, environmentally friendly alternative to traditional shampoos. Don’t strip your hair of build up and natural oils, cleanse it with skin and scalp loving ingredients that will leave you soft, shiny, and beautiful. 

We use all natural oils and butters like jojoba, wheat germ, castor, mango, and avocado to create a thick lathering and hair nourishing bar. Simply wet the shampoo bar and hair, swipe the bar over your head, and you’ve got lather baby! These bars also work great to cushion skin for shaving, and are gentle enough to use as a facial bar.

This set includes all 3 of our signature shampoo bars - a great value + gives you the option to try all three or switch it up depending on what your hair is feeling like it needs most. 

• Tea Tree Lavender: Rose hips, lavender, and tea tree perfect for dry or irritated scalps
• Rosemary: Rosemary, peppermint, lavender, and lemon increase circulation and promote healthy hair growth 
• Citrus Wood: Lemongrass, cypress, cedarwood, and pine for clarifying oily hair 

Packaging Free option comes without cardboard box or label. 

Set of 4 small batch, handcrafted Earthy Soap Bars. 100% Natural. 

Perfect for Father's Day or for anyone that loves earthy soap!

All of our soaps are made with high quality oils, butters and natural essential oils No fragrance, chemicals or artificial ingredients of any kind. . 

Included in the gift set:

+Ocean Bar: with seaweed, peppermint and rosemary

+Charcoal Detox: with Bamboo charcoal, lemongrass, vetiver and lemon

+ Birth of Venus: with cedarwood, cypress, cictus, and indigo /// Citrus Wood Shampoo as available 

+ Patchouli Lime: with exfoliating herbs, patchouli and lime

Packaging Free option comes without cardboard box or label. 

A silky dry shampoo to keep your locks looking magical longer. Simple, clean ingredients deliver ritual adornment with a flair of practical magic!

Simply shake a little powder into your hand or directly on your scalp and work into the roots between hair-washing days.

Ingredients: kaolin clay, arrowroot powder, ground rosemary, cocoa powder, essential oil blend. VEGAN.

2oz | made with love

Centered around nervine and adaptogenic plants, these tonics and tinctures provide support for both the physical and emotional adjustments of the postpartum period.

These herbal medicines are made in small batches, using organically grown herbs, organic alcohol, and raw honey. 2oz each. 

No Worries Formula

This deeply soothing nervous system formula offers quick, grounding relief in anxious moments. It may also be taken as a daily tonic for longer-term support. A blend of milky oat, skullcap, motherwort, passionflower, grape alcohol, and raw honey. 

Bring Me A Dream Formula 

Sleep when the baby sleeps. This soothing nervine and adaptogen blend calms the body, and quiets the mind, allowing you to follow this timeless advice for new moms. Non-sedating. No grogginess. A blend of chamomile, passionflower, California poppy, ashwagandha, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

The Milky Way Formula

This double-duty formula combines the milk boosting galactagogues with calming nervines to relax both mama and baby. Perfect for late afternoon and evening when milk supply is lower and baby is fussy. A blend of alfalfa, blessed thistle, shatavari, fennel seed, blue vervain, hops, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

Golden Hour Formula

Golden Hour provides safe and gentle support for mood swings, tension, stress, and sleeplessness in pregnancy. ⁠ Taken regularly, it helps to nourish and strengthen the nervous system over time. A blend of linden leaf and flower, lemonbalm, milky oat, lavender, grape alcohol, and raw honey 

Cloud Nine Formula

The postpartum adjustment can be a roller coaster ride of emotions. This uplifting formula provides a gentle boost for the difficult days. A blend of mimosa bark and flower, tulsi, hawthorn leaf/flower/berry, schisandra berry, rose, grape alcohol, and raw honey. 

Lavender is a classically soothing blend - uplifting and centering at the same time. Lavender has protective and cleansing properties. This spray has the perfect combination of lavender, tangerine, bergamot, and sweet orange. Great for little one’s before bedtime, or any time you need some relaxing.  

Ingredients: Spring water, hydrosol, essential oils

Flavor free and silky smooth, the oils and butters in this balm will nourish and protect dry, cracked lips and add a kissable sheen to em.

A powerflly soothing lip balm that goes on smooth and leaves your lips moisturized and protected from the effects of winter.

Ingredients ( .15 oz):
Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Almond Oil, Castor Oil

We love this set of three soaps for their unique skin detoxifying ingredients. This is the perfect collection for anyone with acne prone skin, inflammation, or sensitive skin. 

Clay and Charcoal help pull impurities and toxins from the skin, leaving it clean and refreshed. Turmeric and coconut milk are anti-inflammatory and gently exfoliating. All of these soaps make great facial and body bars. 

Set Includes:

+Indulge: red clay, goat’s milk, patchouli, lavender, and geranium 

+Golden Milk: essential oil free, featuring coconut milk and turmeric 

+ Charcoal Detox: our best seller, with activated charcoal and essential oils of lemongrass, vetiver, and lemon 

Ingredients: Saponified oils of olive, coconut, soy, castor, almond, and evening primrose. Essential Oil Blend. Organic Herbs.

4.3oz each | made with love

The Science: So why would you use a botanical infused lubricant? This plant is a vasodilator and can increase blood flow when applied directly to an area, increasing sensation. 

Safety First: A true water-based botanical infused lube means it is safe-sex approved for latex condoms. Feel free to use this lube with any condoms or toys, regardless of what they’re made of.

Botanical Infused Water Based lube is paraben free, petrochemical free, latex compatible, and non-staining. 

Ingredients: Purified Water, Propanediol, Citric Acid, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Hydroxypropyl, Methylcellulouse, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Xanthan Gum, Botanical Extract 

3.5 oz 

This unscented oil is a true and pure luxury ready to be used as-is or an open invitation for your own fragrance creation. Great for folks with sensitive skin or those that avoid essential oils, this gentle formula is the perfect way to moisturize your skin after the shower or massage achy muscles before bed. If you want to add a few drops of your favorite essential oil (we love rose and jasmine!), this unscented blend makes customizing super easy.

Ingredients: Grape seed, sweet almond, jojoba, apricot kernel, avocado, coconut, soybean, olive and avocado oil. VEGAN + UNSCENTED

Practice self-devotion, invite in sensuality, and pleasure daily. The moisturizing and magical properties of this herbal vulva butter are an opportunity to connect back to yourself through intimate ritual and attention to your body.
Mugwort helps you stay connected to your magic, yarrow helps uphold your boundaries, calendula and lavender usher in gentle healing, and rosemary move stagnant energy out.

To use, apply a pea size amount of butter to clean fingertips and massage into the labia, vulva, and pubic hair after showering, shaving, and as a daily ritual.

Ingredients: jojoba, sunflower, coconut, olive oil, and cocoa butter infused with rosemary, mugwort, motherwort, yarrow, calendula, lavender, and rose. VEGAN

2oz

A powerflly soothing lip balm that goes on smooth and leaves your lips moisturized and protected from the effects of every day life. Colored with herbs and flavored only with essential oils, this balm gives your lips and all natural soft sheen... A sampler of four different balms.

Sweet Temptation 

Flirty and healing all at the same time, this glossy and glittery lip balm is colored with beet root to give your lips a natural tint and includes lemon and clove essential oil to promote healing.

Object of Desire

This smooth and sparkly lip balm combines the best ingredients and aromatherapy for the ultimate lip protection. Colored with cosmetic grade glitter and scented with essential oils of bergamot, anise and lavender.

Minty Smooch 

Powerful mint flavor meets powerful lip protection. Goes on clear so both men and women can enjoy this breath freshening healing balm.

Naked

Flavor free with a buttery texture, the oils and butters in this balm will nourish and protect dry, cracked lips.

Ever heard…”You’re soooo sensitive”? Did you take it as a putdown? I feel you. But let me tell you, sensitivity = feeling= being in touch with your heart= listening to your heart= getting to know your true self= being your true self= embracing being the snowflake you are= being a snowflake.

You know what? Snowflakes need deodorant.

Snowflake, it’s hot out there. Sometimes you get real sweaty and stinky, it’s normal.
Fat and the Moon is full of snowflakes, and we are your comrades in sweaty snowflake-dom!

There are some of us who can appreciate baking soda at a distance, but man once it hits the pits- the skin is like heck no. Some need less essential oils on their arm nooks cause the plants just tickle these folks’ right into a rash. Some snowflakes just love to get a whiff of the grassy-grassy-ness of vetiver and green pop of basil. That’s the thing about snowflakes, they are all different.

Ok, you know the drill- use a pea size amount for both your armpits. Send a little ‘hello’ to each one, as you rub in the Cream, sup guys!

Please use within 6 months of purchase. Store in a cool and dry place!

2 fl oz 

Ingredients:

Coconut Oil (Cocos nucifera)*, Arrowroot Powder (Maranta arundinacea)*, Magnesium Hydroxide (AKA Milk of Magnesia), Beeswax (Cera Alba), Essential Oils of Basil (Ocimum basilicum)* & Vetiver (Chrysopogon zizanioides)*

*Organic

This set of 8-17 small batch, handcrafted soaps will delight the senses. Perfect for birthdays, house warming, new parents, or your favorite soap lover! 

Our soaps are made with the intention of creating a moment of self care, bodily love, and grounding. 

Take time to breathe deeply - our soaps are formulated with a high volume of pure essential oils blended specifically to relieve stress, anxiety, and promote joy. Nourish your skin - our soaps are formulated with highly nourishing organic oils, blended to provide hydration and relieve irritation and crafted with organic herbs for exfoliation, stimulation, and nutrition for the skin. 

Choose the perfect gift set with 8 or 17 soaps from our signature line: 

+Orange Sage: with orange, lemongrass, lemon, and sage 

+Indulge: with red clay, rose geranium, patchouli, and lavender (non-vegan)

+ Golden Milk: unscented with coconut milk and turmeric (unscented)

+ Charcoal Detox: with activated charcoal, lemongrass, vetiver, and lemon

+Patchouli Lime: with exfoliating herbs, patchouli, and lime

+Dirty Pup: (for humans too!) with citronella, lemongrass, and calendula

+Lavender Orange: with lavender and orange

+Mint Green Tea: with spearmint, lemongrass, and peppermint 

+Spa Day: with eucalyptus, peppermint, and ground loofah 

+ Shampoo bars

+ Special unreleased soap (only in the 17 bar set)

Please specify any soaps you’d like included in your order notes and we will do our best based on what’s currently in stock! Options include ALL VEGAN or HOUSE MIX.

Aromatherapy Diffusions in your shower! Each beautiful offering comes as a 5 pack in a rice paper stand up pouch. 

I Dream in Flowers: These beautiful sleep steamers are blended with neroli, vanilla, lavender, and dried bespoke botanicals to sooth, calm, and relax. 

Intense Citrus and Mint: Invigorate your mind, body, and spirit with this blend of blood orange, lemon, pink grapefruit, eucalyptus, peppermint essential oil and blood orange dried botanicals. 

Mood: This euphoric boosting blend will put you in the best mood. Ingredients: pink rose clay, pepperberry, rose, peppermint essential oils and dried botanicals

Pure Energy: Relieve stress and clear your respiratory tract, rejuvenate your spirit with this powerful blend. Ingredients: organic blue gum eucalyptus, organic peppermint essential oils, dried seeded eucalyptus

Pure Wellness: This blend diffuses to calm, uplift and regenerate your soul. Ingredients: organic lavender essential oil, organic peppermint essential oil, and dried lavender botanicals on top

Flora+ Fern: A serene infusion of organic essential oils helps you relax into the mystical babe that you are. Ingredients: ylang ylang, fern, rosemary, peppermint, bergamot, lavender, andorange blossom, dried light pink flowers + fern dyed with french rose clay

These can double as a bath tablet as well. Wet to activate + place on a shelf in the shower near your face for a strong diffusion or place on the shower floor for a lighter diffusion.

This Sage and Rose face mist hasn't left my side since I first made it. The mid afternoon crash has a new antidote. We distill our own Rose Geranium which yields a super high quality hydrosol. Rose Geranium hydrosol is a gentle toner, all of the mild plant acids helping to revive the skin and keep pore clogging bacteria in check. Clary sage acts as a mild astringent and clears the air of bad vibes- take that bad email! Jojoba oil keeps the skin supple.  

Keep a Sage & Rose Face Mist BY YOUR SIDE during air travel! Mist your face throughout the flight as to avoid mummification.

For best results use within 1-year of purchase!

1 fl oz

Ingredients:

Rose Geranium Hydrosol (Pelargonium graveolens)*, Distilled Water, Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia chinensis)*, Clary Sage Essential Oil (Salvia sclarea)*

*Organic

Babes, if you got issues with yeasty or any other unwanted bacterial parties cropping up on your home turf, or if you just want a great moisture absorber this Yoni Duster is gentle and effective.

Containing powdered herbs such as myrrh and goldenseal along with moisture absorbing white clay, this duster makes a great alternative to perfume and chemical-laden products that can make bacterial situations worse.

Use within 6 months of purchase!

Ingredients:

*Organic
2 fl oz